Contributor: J.P. Freeling

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The LIGHTS are BRIGHT at the edge of the FIGHT. The CHARGE of the LARGE SARGE across the floor of the BARGE drops the COP ATOP the CHOP SHOP, but he doesn’t STOP. He falls through the FLUE, gets covered in GOO and SLAMS his HAM against the door JAMB.

Then,
Suddenly,
GNOMES.

Gnomes with switchblades

Gnomes,
EVERYWHERE.


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Bork burt borble burble jack. If I eat things, then throw me in a sack (of food!)